the only love triangle i’m interested in is steve roger’s torso
trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same time
when ur boob starts itching in public
i will bedazzle you
take a mediocre trip to the grand canyon with me
when we have kids we have to make sure to treat them as dolphins
crimson leaves are falling
Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.
and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.
Can someone please
Draw someone with wings like that
You’re welcome. :D
seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron
being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.
Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” and Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” in one painting
wow i want this on my wall
U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM
is this a dildo
lord have mercy
no it’s not
it’s a kong
i think you should just resign your fact that over half of the 6000+ reblogs and likes you have on this, half of those people think its a dildo.
When I die, I’ll be remembered as the girl who threw a dildo at her dog :(
at least you knew it looked like a dildo when you brought it! anal beads came to MY mind the first time but heeeeeeeeeey
he looks happy to be having a dildo thrown at his face
I was completely innocent when I bought it you know! I never even knew anal beads existed haha! Tumblr opened my eyes up to a whole new world, let me tell you