superiorbiscuits:

the only love triangle i’m interested in is steve roger’s torso

crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.
C.S. Lewis
things to say during sex

officialpsat:

i will bedazzle you

take a mediocre trip to the grand canyon with me

when we have kids we have to make sure to treat them as dolphins

crimson leaves are falling

snorlaxatives:

neatpotatoes:

?????????

honestly what the fuck happened to facebook

snorlaxatives:

neatpotatoes:

?????????

honestly what the fuck happened to facebook

tifent:

pickedyou:

tifent:

Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.

and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.

Can someone please

please

please

Draw someone with wings like that

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Large version

You’re welcome. :D

seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

princeboorito:

crydaisy:

introvert-loser:

Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” and Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” in one painting

YES


wow i want this on my wall

princeboorito:

crydaisy:

introvert-loser:

Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” and Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” in one painting

YES

wow i want this on my wall

tropic-fiji:

U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM

Doctors: Teenagers brains don't fully work until 10am.
Schools: Let's start at 8.
Doctors: But-
Schools: Ya 8 sounds good.
Doctors: ...
Schools: Why are all these students failing?
Schools: Why are they always so tired?
Schools: Why is everyone so stressed out?
Doctors: Fuck you.
Students: I wanna die.
ollietherottweiler:

fourcatsandtheirhuman:

ollietherottweiler:

fourcatsandtheirhuman:

ollietherottweiler:

monopropellant:

is this a dildo

lord have mercy
no it’s not
it’s a kong

i think you should just resign your fact that over half of the 6000+ reblogs and likes you have on this, half of those people think its a dildo.

When I die, I’ll be remembered as the girl who threw a dildo at her dog :(

at least you knew it looked like a dildo when you brought it! anal beads came to MY mind the first time but heeeeeeeeeey
he looks happy to be having a dildo thrown at his face

I was completely innocent when I bought it you know! I never even knew  anal beads existed haha! Tumblr opened my eyes up to a whole new world, let me tell you

ollietherottweiler:

fourcatsandtheirhuman:

ollietherottweiler:

fourcatsandtheirhuman:

ollietherottweiler:

monopropellant:

is this a dildo

lord have mercy

no it’s not

it’s a kong

i think you should just resign your fact that over half of the 6000+ reblogs and likes you have on this, half of those people think its a dildo.

When I die, I’ll be remembered as the girl who threw a dildo at her dog :(

at least you knew it looked like a dildo when you brought it! anal beads came to MY mind the first time but heeeeeeeeeey

he looks happy to be having a dildo thrown at his face

I was completely innocent when I bought it you know! I never even knew  anal beads existed haha! Tumblr opened my eyes up to a whole new world, let me tell you